I'm creating a new weekly feature called Question of the Week (here out known as QOTW) The rules are simple, if you read the QOTW you must answer the QOTW. "I don't know" and "neither" ARE NOT VALID CHOICES. Do you understand, they are not options for answers.
So here goes:
Would you rather wake up to find a cockroach sucking on your tear duct for moisture or two rats having sex on your stomach?
Me, I'm going to have to go with the damn humping rats.