Thursday, December 22, 2005

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

I have found the secret to getting lots compliments. You ready to know what it is???

My new secret beauty weapon is red lipstick.

I swear people will tell you that you look beautiful, glamorous, and fantastic if you simply wear red lipstick. I bet that if you just put on red lipstick and didn't do anything else you would still get compliments. Yeah, I think that's what I'll do from now on. Roll outta bed with my hair all standing up straight, and the last remnants of mascara that I couldn't wipe off last night smeared under my eyes and stuck in the crusty bit in the corner and slap on some red lipstick.

I'll be one of People's 50 sexiest people in no time!


  1. Somehow it just doesn't work for Courtney Love

  2. too bad when i wear bright red lipstick, i think i look like a transvestite hooker named cinnamon. but you're right about the compliments though...the Congressman said i was beautiful.

  3. Oh, how I wish I could wear lipstick. It all turns a freakish color of orange or pink on me. Lip gloss, lip gloss, lip gloss.

  4. "Morning after mascara"/eyeliner = love

    I can't understand why it looks better after I've been sleeping with it on for a few hours then when I've just put it on. o_O