My mom bought me a Christmas present and these are the clues I was given about it:
1. It can't be mailed
2. She's keeping half because...
3. ...It's awesome
4. It's going to make me feel like a grown up.
I don't know whether to be excited or scared. Any guesses as to what it is?
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ok, could that be any effing harder?
i'm still thinking...
1. A dimebag of the finest ganja
2. A house
3. A bag o' jewelry (a.k.a. bling)
4. Her gun collection
5. Half ownership of a Vietnamese restaurant
1. If it were a dimebag of ganja I probably wouldn't get any as she would keep it all.
2. A mold filled house!!!
3. Ice from my mom sweeeet
4. Oscar, how did you know my mom hearts guns? I'm not getting that collection until she's dead though.
5. If I get the restaurant will you come work for me?
I can definitely work for you as long as there is free food involved. I also can't say how much work I'll actually do.
1. Stock options.
2. Makeup.
3. Bifocals.
4. Cold hard cash.
5. A wedding.
6. A honeymoon.
hmmm, I really like the honeymoon idea but I'm not sure I want my mom keeping half of that. I mean she likes Jason but we don't want her liking him THAT much.
just for shits and giggles:
*the deed to a house (not mold filled)
*a trust fund (ha)
*a new car (don't ask me to explain)
*a cambodian orphan (unless they've changed the mailing restrictions).
I also really like the guesses of bling, weed, and stock options.
A puppy?
I hope I don't get the poopy half of the puppy. That would be no fun.
I hope I don't get the poopy end of the Cambodian orphan. That would be no fun.
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