Yesterday I rang up Sarah Michelle Gellar while I was working the register at B&N. I was not overly excited about seeing her but the truth is I'm so celebrity obsessed that seeing any one in real life is like walking into the pages of Entertainment Weekly. Oh the glamour of touching Sarah Michelle Gellar's gold Amex card! Can you imagine the expensive things that card has bought. Damn, I'm jealous.
When I told Jason that I saw SMG and that she was shorter than me, he disagreed. This prompted me to look up her bio on imdb.com to try and prove that indeed I AM taller than her. Well, her bio obviously lies about her height which is listed as 5'3" but really must be 5 feet even. But there were some other interesting facts listed there that lead me to believe that SMG and I could be really good friends if she gave me the chance to prove I'm more than a lowly B&N peon.
SMG: Big fan of Dr. Seuss. Hobbies: collects rare books, especially editions of classic children's literature
me: Big fan of Dr. Seuss. I love rare books, especially editions of classic children's literature
SMG: She studied Tae Kwon Do for five years, and now she's taking kickboxing, boxing, street fighting and gymnastics.
me: I really want to start kickboxing.
SMG: One of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People. 
me: Someday, yes Someday
SMG:Tattoos: Celtic symbol on her left hip, Chinese symbol for integrity on her lower back and a heart with a dagger hanging over it tattooed on the inside of her right ankle.
me: I have tattoos, but not those
SMG: Her high school classmates include: Tara Reid, Jerry O'Connell, and Macaulay Culkin.
me: I went to high school.
SMG: Her favorite movie is Heathers
me: I have a favorite movie.
SMG: Her favourite food is sushi
me: me too! I love sushi!
SMG: Has said that if she wasn't an actress she'd want to be a journalist or a writer of childrens books
me: If I weren't lazy I would be a children's book writer and my journalism professor told me I would make a great journalist.
SMG: She beat out Rebecca Gayheart for the role of Cici in Scream 2
me: I could beat up Rebecca Gayheart.
SMG: Is an only child
me: I am an only child, kinda, depending on which side of the family you are looking at.
See, Sarah and I could be the bestest of friends.