Monday, April 24, 2006

The fight that NEVER ends

Every night Jason and I have the same exact fight:

me: "What do you want for dinner?"
jparks: "I don't know, what do you want?"
me: "How about pizza."
jparks: "no"
me: "Chinese?"
jparks: "no"
me: "Well, what do you want?"
jparks: "I don't know, whatever you want"
me: "Well, you shot down my two ideas, so maybe you could submit one."
jparks: "Can't you just decide!?!?"

At this point dialogue ends and pointless grumbling back and forth starts.

Seriously, you would think we could figure out a way to end this fight but other than not ever having dinner again we'll probably continue this way until the day we die.

Stupid basic human need to consume nutrients. That is our greatest weakness.


  1. I have the solution.

    Hot Pockets.

  2. I'm sure Hot Pockets are pretty tasty, but all I can think is ew. ew ew ew.

    Now pizza rolls are another story. yum yum yum.

  3. Start with a couple of glasses of wine or several vodka tonics. Anything will do if you consume enough.

  4. cheap frozen microwave macaroni from Walgreen's at one in the morning...

    ...and now I'll stop talking about my weekend. XD

  5. It's easy to feed Jason. Give him pho, Lebenese food, or anything with bananas and curry in it.

  6. I have to say, the Hot Pockets are probably a bad idea.

  7. Jason made a mean portabello mushroom sandwich once.