Thursday, July 27, 2006

did I even have a point to begin with?

hmmmm, for the life of me I can't remember what the point of my childbearing post was except that I want a kid (not necessarily kids) but not the whole pregnancy thing. Maybe by the time I'm ready scientists will have figured out how to make men pregnant and Jason can end up with the swollen feet and huge boobs.

A few people emailed me and mentioned maybe adoption would be a better route for me. And I wholeheartedly agree. But at the same time I think I should try the whole pregnancy thing at least once. But I'm not making any promises past that one time.

If my mom weren't in Mexico, drinking tequila right now, she would be so upset. Her dreams of Piper and Pippin (yeah, she has already named my kids for me, and if you're wondering what sex she wants Piper and Pippin to be she really doesn't care. The names are unisex, otherwise known as "getting your ass kicked on the playground names") are being crushed right here in plain sight.


  1. hahahahaha Piper and Pippen Parks

  2. Stacey,
    Thanks for pointing that beautiful!

  3. Yes. It'll be especially beautiful when they're pickled pepper pickers.

  4. I wish I could bottle whatever magic potion is inside me that made my pregnancy easy as pie. I would make a fortune.

  5. I would buy many many bottles of your easy as pie pregnancy magic. Maybe you could just bottle some koolaid and sell it to me as a placebo.