This morning upon compellation of brushing my teeth, instead of leaning over to spit out the toothpaste I simply opened my mouth and allowed the toothpaste to drip all over my face and down the front of my shirt. Why? I have no idea. It was like all of a sudden I forgot how to brush my teeth. Or how to lean over and spit. Or how to function as a human. I had to change shirts and wash my face, and after that take a moment to absorb just how idiotic the whole situation was.
I hope this is not an indication about how my weekend will be. If it is, I probably should just stay in bed, away from toothpaste.