According to this book you don't care what I had for lunch, but I'm betting that you do. In fact, I'm betting you were just sitting there wondering what I had for lunch and that thought was consuming you.
Yesterday I had a heavenly sandwich and I would have never thought of putting it together myself. It was avacado, cream cheese, and, wait for it, bacon! Can't you feel your arteries hardening just thinking of this sandwich?
The bacon was salty and greasy and the avacado and cream cheese were so cooling and creamy, I fell in love at first bite. I think I managed to eat both halves of the sandwich in under 3 bites and I'm not really sure there was any chewing going on. When I finished the sandwich from Heaven, I was ready for another.
I often wonder why I'm overweight. I guess it's one of those great mysteries.