you: "What? Regan, you really don't go in the ocean? Ever!?! That can't be, you're insane."
me: "Oh really, I'm insane? I think you're insane for getting in the water. Jaws might not be real, but there are plenty of other things to get you."
Goodbye Steve Irwin, animal lovers the world over will miss you. It's a shame you got taken down by a stingray, would have been more fitting to see a rattlesnake get you.