Man, aren't those croc shoes ugly? Who in the hell wants to wear them?
Me! Me! Me! I want to wear them. I like to think of them as my winter flip flops. Lily needs to go out and it's too cold for flip flops? Crocs! Need to run to the store at the front of our complex? Crocs! Need some shoes so ugly jparks cringes every time he sees them? Crocs!
I'm now in love with my new ugly shoes. (they're pink. a light pink thanks to some white swirled in) Sorry croc haters, I'm now converted.
Did I mention jparks told me I could order a pair for him? Surely that is a sign of the coming apocalypse.