Do you guys remember that time I forgot how to brush my teeth and ended covered in toothpaste?
Well, this morning I grabbed a can of diet coke and settled in at my desk to get some work done. I lifted the can to my lips and took a sip. Except it didn't quite go like that. I lifted the can to what I thought were my lips, but what was actually the area right near my lips. I then poured diet coke all over my chin, sweater, and skirt.
I guess it's a good thing I'm wearing lots of black today and that we have hand dryers in the bathroom. I also think I'm going to order soup at lunch, as a spoon seems like it'll be safer for me to use than a fork.