1. I will provide my own tambourine. And as I don't currently own one, you can pick one out for me in whatever style you think best fits the band's image (do tambourines come in different designs?)
2. I've been
3. I like good music. I also like some crap music, but it's good crap music.
4. I have no musical talent (other than rocking the tambourine HARD). This means I won't ever try to take the band in a new direction or ask to write songs. I'm totally neutral, so long as I can shake my tambourine.
5. I don't want to sing backup vocals, but if you insist on me doing it I'm willing to take voice lessons.
6. Maybe you're not sure you need a tambourine player all the time, well I don't mind only playing one show. Don't get me wrong, I could go on the road with you, but I'm cool only playing one show.
7. I've watched Almost Famous more times that I can remember. That's got to count for something.
8. I rock.
So, who wants me to join their band?