Friday, February 16, 2007

another typical conversation

"I think you're right, my boobs are getting smaller."

"Yeah, but you're getting smaller everywhere. See, your jeans aren't tight anymore pushing this (grabs at my stomach) over them."

stunned look

"What? I'm just saying you're getting thinner"

"By saying that previously I was fat with a muffin top."

"I would never tell you you were fat if you were still fat."


1 comment:

  1. According to Seinfeld, muffin tops are the best part of the muffin... so don't kill Jason too much.