Today I put on my underwear correctly, not inside out. While putting on my underwear inside out is not a normal problem, with the particular pair I'm wearing today, it is. They are stripy on the inside and the out and in the mornings, pre-coffee, I'm not much interested in examining my underwear to see if I'm putting them on properly. I'm much more concerned with not falling over when I lift one leg to put on the underwear. That, in itself, is quite the challenge.
Yet somehow this morning I managed to put on my double sided, stripy underwear correctly. I honestly think this is the first time I've accomplished this since I purchased the pair almost a year ago. I'm pretty darn proud of myself for finally putting them on correctly, although it's not the kind of thing you can boast to your coworkers about. The internet, yes. Coworkers, no.
And while we're on the subject can we eliminate the word 'panties' from our collected vocabulary. Too harsh? Okay, lets eliminate it from everyone over age 6's vocabulary. It's just too froufrou of a word for an adult to use. And it's also not a sexy word, and I would really like it if Victoria's Secret would stop telling me about their panty deals. I wear underwear, not panties and I also call a penis a penis, not a ding-dong or winkle.
Come on people, be adults with me.