Just do the European thing and go nude.
I have never heard of Diet Coke Plus. Maybe you could get some for the suite tomorrow? ;-)Which island?
Well, for a woman who wants to maintain the pastey whiteness, Hawaii and that bathing suit might not be the right thing ... you might want to go for a full body suit and one of those huge golf umbrellas.
I believe we are heading to Maui. And I plan on sitting my white ass under a giant umbrella with a pineapple flavored adult drink. All day. Every day.
Maui is fabulous! If you want some tips on things to do (or things to think about doing while you are sitting on the beach w/ a drink in your hand), let me know.