I was driving past a Sharper Image store recently when I saw a sign that I thought was for Trump Steaks. I didn't have time to stop or drive past the store again, but I knew, KNEW, that this could not be true. My eyes were playing tricks on me and The Donald had to be advertising something else, anything else, besides steaks.
Then yesterday I got this in my email:
And I knew that this had to be the most elaborate skit Saturday Night Live has ever produced. I mean, come on, it's just too much like one of their fake commercials. I fully expect that next week Sharper Image will be featuring Crystal Gravy.