Thursday, July 12, 2007

Let me tell you a little story

Once upon a time there was a boy and he was in lurve with a girl. They both had their own flickr accounts but when the girl posted pictures of the boy she only selected ones where he didn't look bad. The boy, on the other hand, posted any picture of the girl that he could. He didn't care if she looked bad, if her eyes were closed, or if every picture was exactly the same. He didn't care if she begged him not to give those pictures to the public, the bastard boy still posted them.

One night the girl came up with a plan. "I have a bunch of pictures of my love on the beach and in ponds without his shirt on. I could threaten to post them and then he would understand why I don't like it when he posts all those crappy pictures of me!"

Thrilled that she had come up with a way to stop the posting of unflattering pictures of her, the girl floated through the rest of her day. That night she laid down the law for the boy and he scoffed at her idea. Then he told his secret lover best friend "She won't do it."

The girl responded with a hearty "Not only am I posting them, I'm sending links to TONS OF PEOPLE!"

This, dear friends, is where the story turns into a picture book.

"I wonder if she really will post those pictures of me?" thinks the boy.
hmmm

"Uh oh, I think she really is posting those pictures. Maybe if I flex my guns and show her I'm a sexy beast she'll change her mind"
uh oh

After recovering from a laughing fit over the boy's "guns", the girl continued to upload pictures.
sexy

"This picture is pretty identical to that other picture" the girl thought as she posted it.

dead sexy

"Sexy!" thought the girl.
hehehe

"hmm, this picture of the boy running and jumping in the forest is best viewed at the large size so people can see his facial expression," thought the girl but she posted it anyway.
jump!

And finally the girl posted the last picture of the boy, a closeup of him lounging on the beach. "Hmm, he seems to have forgotten to take off his sweater," the girl thought.
an aura of fur

As the girl finished uploading the pictures a great feeling of satisfaction washed over her. "HA!" she thought as she waited for the boy's reaction...

18 comments:

  1. Holy crap, this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while. When I woke up this morning, I sure didn't think I'd be seeing this much of Jason's nipples.

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  2. This is so incredibly funny I can't even stand it! Hee hee hee!

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  3. It is the most wonderful picture book story ever told. Hehe. :)

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  4. OMG! You are a girl (or grrll) genius!

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  5. Nice man-pelt in that last photo. The swim trunks + strange water-booties combo photos are also very sexy. But the "monkey-armed-with-a-stick-runs-through-the-forest" photo is my favorite.

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  6. How did you manage to photoshop Jason's head on my dad's body?!

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  7. I assume he's really that pasty, given the quality of your digital camera.

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  8. He was actually upset with me because I apparently prevented him from getting a tan by making him wear a higher than 15 SPF.

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  9. I didn't think anyone could be whiter than you Regan ... that explains the strange lights we were seeing along the western horizon ... in broad daylight even ...

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  10. Jason- Your man boobs don't seem as perky as they used to be. Those things used to look me in the eye, dammit!

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  11. You two are the cutest thing ever.

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  12. Well, In his defen... BWAH-HAH-HAH-HA!

    Sorry... I looked at the pictures again... let me start over...

    In his defense... BAH-HAH HAHAHAHA!

    sorry again... that one of his 'guns' slays me. one more time...

    BWAH-HA-HA-HA HA!

    Aww, forget it...

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  13. The shirt being off isn't nearly as disturbing as whatever the hell he's wearing on his feet.

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  14. this is probably the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks Regan!!

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  15. OMG!! This is hilarious!! Maybe in the mud trail photo, he thought he was on Lost getting chased by the monster. Which beach was the last photo taken on? It looks like a really nice beach.

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  16. Regan, you lucky girl! Those are some of the sexiest pictures I have ever seen. God, I'm lucky he's married because I would never have a shot at the ladies with the Sexy Crack Monkey around.

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  17. My eyes! my eyes!

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