jparks (after folding clothes for maybe 3 minutes. maybe): "I'm sooo tired of folding clothes. I've been doing this for hours. Can we hire someone to do our laundry for us?"
me: "Well, we could or we could have a kid and make it do the laundry for us."
"That doesn't seem right, a kid can't do our laundry."
"No, not for about 6 years, but after that we get 12 years of laundry-free living"
"But for 6 years we have to do its laundry"
"Yeah, but in the end we win."