me: "You know, I didn't find CostCo to be all that"
boss: "Really, why?"
"Well, they don't have the kind of toilet paper I like. I'm very loyal to my brands and I like my normal toilet paper."
"Really, their toilet paper selection offended you?"
"No, their lack of toilet paper selection offended me. I like what I like. I have a discriminating butt. Jparks too"
"And they didn't have the cat litter my cats like either."
"Wow, your household is really devoted to its poop routine, isn't it."
"You know, I never thought about it but I guess we are."