Chris Sanders (who sucks! LOSER!): "So are you two gonna get Guitar Hero for Wii? 'cause we are. And we're gonna kick y'alls ass."
me: "THEMS FIGHTING WORDS!"
me: "Dang it, jparks sucks at Guitar Hero. Can I sub in a player?"
Loser: "only if they're an existing member of the household with opposable thumbs."
me: "I'll have to get him playing more often. Because we aren't losers."
Can I just tell you guys that never before have I not wanted jparks on my team, but right now I would throw him under the freaking train for Lauren. Hey Lauren, you wanna move in?