Thursday, January 10, 2008

a letter to my friend, Ms. Amanda Peet

Dear Amanda Peet,

I bet you didn't know that we share birthdays. Yup, you, me, and Mary J. Blige were all brought into this world on the same day. I'm assuming only awesome people are born on January 11th, because the three of us are just that. But, Amanda, we have way more than just our birthdays in common. In fact, we are so similar I think we could be best friends.

According to the following are bits of trivia about you. These bits of trivia also relate to me in many ways:

  • You were voted one of the 50 most beautiful people in the World 2000 by People Magazine. I'm pretty sure I read that issue of People magazine.

  • You attended Friends Seminary high school with actor Liev Schreiber when he was a senior and you were a freshman. I also attended high school.

  • You became engaged to David Benioff in July of 2005. I became engaged in 2005, although not to David Benioff.

  • You named your daughter Frances Pen. I love pens and use them to write things all the time.

  • You showed your boobs in the Whole Nine Yards. I saw your boobs. Nice boobs!

  • You turned down an audition for Ally McBeal. Now I know this is going to be hard to believe, but I turned down an audition for that show too!

  • You were in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. I watched Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.

  • We were both born in even years.

  • See Amanda, you and I, basically the same person. Have your people call my people and set up a lunch.

    Regan Parks