I suck don't I? It's okay, you can say it, I'm fully aware of my own suckiness. It's just that lately I've been totally absorbed in my own little world. I've been obsessing about my life in a completely narcissistic way that if I even began to describe, you would run to the nearest window and fling yourself through it. I'm annoying my own self, and have found that I'll be eyeing the window trying to figure out just the right way to hit it for maximum shatter.
And in my attempt to just put something on my blog so people don't think I've died I've ended up posting about going to the dentist. Folks, I don't know how you can stand that much excitement. I should really try to tone it down a notch, you know, for your safety.
So, this is my apology. I'm so sorry. Please don't hate me. It'll get better soon. I swear. I'll change. We can work this out. Come on baby, it only happened once and I didn't mean it. That post meant nothing to me.
Am I forgiven now? Can I stop sleeping on the couch?