Monday, February 25, 2008

zombie 5 years olds would be a different story

I'm not normally one for internet quizzes, but my this one will be handy should my Girl Scout troop ever decide to rebel against me. Now I know that as long as I keep enrollment under 18 I will always have the upper hand. Suck it kidlets, you can't win!



  1. Are we talking shufflin' shamblin' zombies like in "Night of the Living Dead", or are we talking about gold-medal sprinters like in "28 Days Later"?

  2. I might be able to take 18 "Night of the Living Dead" zombies or "Shaun of the Dead" zombies, but "28 Days Later" zombies would be harder.

    Unless I had a shotgun. Then I might be okay.

  3. I know for a fact that I can fight off 8 or 9 kids between the ages of 6 and 9 who are trying to dunk me in the pool, so by the transitive property, I figure I can take at least 20 zombie kindergarteners.

    Of course, that pool-fighting incident was 22 years, 90 pounds and one knee surgery ago, so maybe I should consider cheating and getting a ball bat.