Have you ever really had to pee? Like "you've had one too many refills on your large diet coke, then were stuck in the car for 45 minutes, finally got to your destination, but had to wait 15 minutes before they opened the doors, then you had to wait for an elevator, wait for the elevator to reach the fourth floor, and then walk down a really long hallway to get to the bathroom" have to pee? Because the worst thing that can happen after this is that you walk into the bathroom and your bladder starts gettting all excited because it's finally in a place where peeing is allowed, but you're wearing a belt for the first time in months and your bladder hasn't planned for that extra two seconds it takes to get the belt off and for those two seconds you're not sure if you're going to pee on yourself or make it to a toilet. Well, that really sucks.
For the record, I made it in to the toilet, but I didn't have time to latch the stall door behind me. Thank god the bathroom was empty.