Dude. You people are some baby wishing fools. Well, I hate to disappoint but I am not pregnant. N-O-T-P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T
I am however starting to dig my new hair. Every night I throw on a headband before I wash my face and when I put it on post haircut I didn't grab all of the bangs and OMG, cute hair! Since then I've been scouring local Targets for headbands, mostly unsuccessfully because now that I want a headband Target has cleared out all of their stock just to piss me off. I need to make the trek to the mall to visit Claire's, where I'm assuming I'm still allowed to shop despite the fact that I'm not 12 years old. Oh, wait a minute, Clare's sells nose studs now? Um, wow? I guess Clare's is now for people over 12 year old. Oh, that could be their new slogan "Clare's: We're for adults with only the best taste in nose studs and star belly rings. Strippers also welcome for the body glitter"
In other news, on Saturday I set out for a run and got to mile 14 when a throbbing sensation started in my right foot. Since then the pain has been coming and going and when it flares up I limp around like an idiot. I'm hoping it gets better by Thursday so I can wear heels to BlogHer and not the comfortable, but slightly unattractive Crocs, trainers, and flip flops that I've been wearing since Saturday. Will people still talk to me if I wear ugly shoes? Probably, but I'm going to be nervous about meeting the internet for the first time and cute shoes will at least give me one topic of conversation.
And finally, I have a question for you. Lately, when you leave a comment I've been trying to respond with an email. I haven't been doing this for every comment but I'm trying my best to reply to as many as possible without seeming like a desperate stalker. Are you guys getting those emails or are they falling into your spam filters?
And now it's time to run off to Mountain Winery to see Aimee Mann in concert. Seriously, this week is starting on a high note and is only going to get better.