Do you have any idea how hard it is to go back to work after having 4 days off, and spending the bulk of those days drinking and stealing lube? Oh my god, so damn hard. Every part of my body fought against going in to the office: my foot started hurting again, my ear ached, my head turned a couple more hairs grey. But, seeing as how I like money, I forced myself to go in but I couldn't force myself to work. Much, I mean, I couldn't force myself to work MUCH. I mean, I worked all day, not once did I slack off. I am the best employee ever. Please don't fire me bossman.
So what did I do between all of my very important tasks at work today? I shopped for domain names. That's one of the things that I walked away from BlogHer with, a strong desire to create more spots for me to vomit content onto the interwebs. Thus far I have only purchased two new domain names, but I have one that I keep going back to look at. I want it, but I don't need it. But it's only $10. But $10 is half a box of lube. How will I ever make up my mind?!?
Right now both of the sites I've purchased are blank so I won't share the names just yet. But I will tell you that one of them might have something to do with hamsters. Why hamsters? Because they fucking rock!