Watching all of these incredible athletes has really inspired me to want to go to the Olympics someday. And, while going as a spectator would be awesome, going as an athlete would be even better and I think it's totally doable. I say that with total respect to the real athletes because I'm going to go as a heart warming story that the sportscasters will laugh about and say "Can you believe she's here! That's a true Olympic dream coming true!"
Here's what I think needs to happen for me to go to the Olympics:
I could be talked into a team event if I can find others that want to go to the Olympics with me but don't want to win. Maybe we could form a rowing team. Or a synchronized swimming team (BEST IDEA YET). We could have the best bathing suits and do synchronized swimmers perform to music, because we could perform to something fun and awesome. I'm open to suggestions.
Who wants in on my brilliant plan?