Here's what happens when you're too busy to put the dog treats into the pet treat jar:
jparks: "Those cookies you bought don't taste good."
me: "What cookies?"
"The ones in the plastic bag on the counter"
"Hon, those aren't cookies. They're dog treats for Lily."
"Oh, well that explains why it tasted so gross"
"Are you still hungry? Should I grab Lily's kibble, put it in a Cocoa Puffs box and let you have some cereal?"
"Leave me alone!"
"If I put a frilly toothpick in a Snausage will you eat it for an appetizer?"