"You know I only said 'Ohh Pottery Barn!' was because I thought they would have a sugar bowl for my tea. I really need a sugar bowl"
Tonight I went and bought him a sugar and cream set and when I gave it to him this came out of his mouth:
"Now I can have a tea party!"
Yet he still maintains that he's not gay.
So, who wants to come to jparks' tea party? RSVP now so he knows how many finger sandwiches to order.