Wednesday, November 19, 2008

the internet is full of nut jobs

I'm a nice person, right? Yeah, I'm a little sarcastic occasionally, but generally nice. Which is why I don't understand why this strange person on flickr hates me so much.

It started here:

She left this comment on one of her pictures after I left a comment that was perfectly acceptable and nice. Crazy chick attacks me saying I'm a bitch and that she's going to block me. I mean, really?!?

Then, later in the same day, this pops up on another person's picture:

I think that comment confirms that she is totally nuts. Like the kind of nuts that requires professional help. I think the safest bet in dealing with this Slynnro is to just back away from her. Not acknowledge any of her crazy ass comments, not mention the fact that she's bat-shit insane, and if I ever see her in person, not make eye contact. I think that this is the best course of action.

Also, I'm totally cute, right?


  1. While it's true that the internet is full of nutjobs, and that you're cute, it seems that you've actually met Slynnro...
    So at least she's not a completely random nutjob calling you names on the internet. Maybe you pissed her off at Blogher, which is a way more comforting thought than random strangers hating on you out of nowhere.

  2. Because obviously, this is all real. Way to go, Regan Parks.

  3. Is this a joke...??? Seriously I can't even wrap my mind around this.

    And you are most definitely cute, in a sophisticated, witty way. The best way.

  4. God people. Its a joke. Would you like to see her comments about me?

  5. OMG, I am dying!

    Better watch out, I hear that this Slynnro chick (what the hell kind of name is that anyway?) is a lawyer and she'll sue your ass for slander.

  6. this is the funniest thing i have ever read.

    at least slynnro thinks I'M cute.


  7. Regan - Please use the "sarcasm" font next time you joke about such things because otherwise you confuse the delicate sensibilities of the interweb.

  8. Quite frankly, I'm having a difficult time deciding whether I'm Team Slynnro or Team Regan.

    Note: I can be bought.

  9. When I saw this today I assumed that you two were friends. I thought it was a joke- she is funny. I dont think she ment to piss you off in anyway.
    I think you are both cute. But, whateva.