Did you guys hear that really loud explosion earlier today? It was my head spontaneously combusting over the fact that my blog was broken and I didn't have the knowledge to fix it. A friend sent me a quick explanation of what could be wrong, but all I was capable of doing was forwarding the email to jparks with a note that said "PLEASE HELP ME!"
See, jparks and I have been going back and forth for a couple of months now about moving me from wordpress to blogger. The fight usually goes like this:
jparks: "Wordpress sucks my balls! I'm moving you to blogger!"
me: "Suck your own balls! I'm not moving to blogger!"
jparks: "Fine, then I'm not helping you with your blog anymore. Deal with it yourself!"
me: "Sounds better than moving to blogger!"
(we are mature)
But then something goes wrong, like my blog going AWOL, and I have to beg him to help me. You might have noticed that I recently uploaded a new template and somethings haven't worked since then. Like links to other blogs or the list of books I've read recently (both highly exciting I tell you). They don't work because I have no idea how to fix them. Also, the font on the site is tiny and makes my head hurt but I have to suck it up because my husband is cruel and will not fix it for me.
Jparks recently moved his blog over to blogger and won't shut up about how much easier the upkeep is. I've recently purchased a crapload of new domains and jparks created them on the blogger platform (which I didn't realize he was doing when I bought them. sneaky bastard) but I'm holding out for Formation of Me. Wordpress might not be the best platform out there, but it works for me, so why change? Moving to blogger is not a change I can believe in.
And until I hire someone to do the behind the scenes work for me, the font will be tiny and you'll have no idea what blogs I read. I know this leaves you feeling empty inside and for that I blame jparks, the wordpress intolerant bastard.