Hey, guess what? We had another fire situation last night at 3am! But this time instead of there being a real issue it was just some drunk pulling the alarm to be funny. At least I assume the person was drunk because why the hell else would you pull the alarm at 3am in a building that is not a dorm?
The only up side to this is that I can now proudly say the Parkses are fire alarm experts. I had us out with a fully dressed child complete with stroller, diapers, wipes, blankets, snacks, and toys in no time at all. Also, I had one real shoes and not crocs. We even remembered to grab the Time Machine from the closet. We are fire champions! But holy hell, I hope to never have to use these skills again. Come on lease, hurry up and end!