Tonight I was packing for our trip back to NOLA and I went to my highly organized closet to find my skinny jeans but lo, they were not there. I checked the laundry hamper, but not there either. I checked in random drawers, in jparks' bins, on the catch all chair in the bedroom, under the bed, and in my old gym bag but they were in none of those places.
What I would like to know, is who stole my skinny jeans? I won't be mad if you did it, just please return them tonight as I need them.
However, if stealing them was some comment on the fact that with hips my size I don't need skinny jeans, then I will be mad. But please return them anyway.
Also, jeans stealer, did you happen to steal two pots from my kitchen? Because they're missing too and I would like them back. Pots are expensive, yo.