I got many "Yes!" responses from fellow parents because seriously once you become a mom, no one gives half a crap about what you want as a Christmas gift anymore. And while I might bitch and moan about this, I guess I'm okay with it. I mean, Truman really does like all the gifts and attention. Plus new toys for him means he'll be distracted and I can maybe pee all alone. Or brush my teeth for the full two minutes. I am drunk off the possibilities!
But if someone were to ask what I want for Christmas, these are probably the things I would tell them: