Tonight jparks and I went out (does "date night" grate on anyone else or is that just a me thing?) and over dinner this conversation happened.
me (heavy on the sarcasm): Would it make your life easier if I sewed labels into all your clothes with letters? Then you could match "A" tops to "A" pants and "B" sweaters to "B" shirts?
jparks: Yes! That would actually be amazing and I wouldn't be so pissed off in the mornings anymore! I could easily grab items and know they work with each other!
You guys, he wants Garanimals for adults! And I don't honestly know what's more pathetic, the fact that he wants this or that I'm honestly considering doing it for him. Or maybe I could make him one of those outfit maker programs like Cher has on Clueless.
I dare you to watch that trailer and not want to watch Clueless immediately.