I would like you all to know that I have the cleanest toilets anywhere. I make sure of this by obsessively wiping them down with Clorox wipes in a way that would make you think I'm OCD. The rest of my apartment is a total disaster but damn if my toilets aren't lovely. And the reason my toilets are so clean is this:
That little blob is Undetermined Gender Baby Parks, due to arrive on July 26th, about two weeks before Truman's second birthday.
Here's jparks's reaction to this announcement:
And here's mine:
Now those super clean toilets are making sense, right?