fuuuuck, I've hit the heartburn stage of pregnancy hard. Make the burning stop little chalky tablets of pointlessness.
It should also be known that jparks hates how I eat Tums and likes to lecture me that they are medicine and not candy. Shut it jparks, I'll eat whatever kind of medicine I'm allowed to have right now like m&m's if I want. Now pass the Costco sized bottle of Tylenol PM, I need to bake some into cookies for my midnight snack.