Thursday, April 28, 2011

and then jparks died of embarrassment

me: What's the male version of an OB? Like a balls doctor?
jparks: I don't know.
me: Proctologist? Is that it?
jparks: God no, that's the other end! Don't make me an appointment with a proctologist! They stick their finger up your butt!

I ended up having to call his mom to find out the answer because there was no way in hell I was Googling "balls doctor." Who the hell knows what kind of weird fetish stuff that search would have returned.


  1. Don't tell jparks, but a urologist will also be keen to stick a finger up his butt, for legitimate balls-related reasons. I look forward to hearing about his surprise.

  2. Hahaha! I think you need to just call the proctologist just for shits and giggles. Or shiggles, as someone at work calls it.