Friday, July 22, 2011

the waiting game

Still pregnant. The new end date is Thursday, meaning I'll be heading to the hospital for an induction if Oprah doesn't make her apparence before then. Maybe she's waiting for someone to announce her the way her namesake was announced at the beginning of each show? I never watched Oprah so can anyone fill me in on how that part of the show went so I can properly set it up? Was it something fun like Ellen's dancing? Does she need the promise of a few of her favorite things in the delivery room? Where is Gayle, is she busy, can she come cut the cord?

Unrelated to my being pregnant, doesn't this toy pig have some massive balls?
pig balls
I mean, it's obscene! And of course this is one of Truman's favorite toys.


  1. HOLY CRAP! That is disturbing! Kids toys do not need to be THAT anatomically correct!

  2. Why does he have balls at all? It's a kid's toy for God's sake - it doesn't need to be 100% accurate. Look at Barbie for the love of Pete - she's not accurate. What is wrong with people?

    Also, I can't believe that you might be induced the day I leave town. This makes me very sad....I'll be back on August 3rd and if you need anything when I get back, let me know. I'll be thinking of you while I'm gone and praying for an easy time for you and little O.

  3. So glad I have girls. We have zero anatomically gifted toys laying around. 5 million ponytail holders, but no pig balls.