I'm going to form a Bitch Face Foundation
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
I went to Miami over the weekend:
and came home with a series of pictures highlighting a very serious condition I suffer from called Bitch Face.
Bitch Face heading to the white party:
Bitch face wearing new aviator glasses that I'm obsessed with:
And wearing my new favorite dress on Friday night. Perhaps this Bitch Face is because I'm mad that my legs are so white they look like opaque stockings?
Wait, you need a bitch face close up? I can do that!
Bitch face goes to the Versace Mansion:
And finally Bitch Face catches an early morning flight home:
Perhaps the only time I wasn't sporting Bitch Face was when I ordered drinks poolside or when I won a trip to Jamaica. Although I have no pictures to confirm or deny this hypothesis:
Seriously, how do I have any friends when I suffer from such a severe case of bitch face?
Posted by Regan Parks at 11:02 AM