See, I told you the pics make me look geeky. I swear I’m perfectly cute in real life.

Me at M&M World, which is a 4 story M&M heaven:

Me at the Manolo Blahnik store in the Bellagio Hotel. I couldn’t bring myself to go in but I would allow myself to gaze lovingly at the shoes through the window:

Picture of a fountain from when I jet setted over to Paris one day. Okay really I stayed at the Paris Hotel which was beautful. The attention to detail was just amazing.

Another picture of part of the Paris Hotel. This may be the closest I EVER get to Paris:

I did it. Did what? Got that damn pedicure I’ve been agonizing over. And I didn’t even have a bottle of wine before I went. And the girl even said I have nice feet. Who cares if she was just sucking up hoping for a better tip, I HAVE NICE FEET. I think I’m going to need regular pedicures from here on out.

I’m leaving tomorrow for Dallas. Why Dallas? Because the beach is too expensive. And shark infested. But in truth Pam and I will probably end up spending more in Dallas thanks to the huge mall there. I hope Polly has more self-control than we do, someone has to pay for the gas on the way home.

Does anyone feel like coming over and helping me decorate my house? I’m just at a loss for what to do. Or maybe I’m just too lazy to do it myself.

Hmmm, I wonder if Dallas has land sharks? candy gram!

I’m creating a new weekly feature called Question of the Week (here out known as QOTW) The rules are simple, if you read the QOTW you must answer the QOTW. “I don’t know” and “neither” ARE NOT VALID CHOICES. Do you understand, they are not options for answers.

So here goes:

Would you rather wake up to find a cockroach sucking on your tear duct for moisture or two rats having sex on your stomach?

Me, I’m going to have to go with the damn humping rats.

I just realized that there is not enough chocolate in the world to make me happy.

First of let me say to all of your folks that have been telling me how much fun the beach is HA! For years now I’ve been saying that beaches are nothing but trouble. Sand in you ass crack, sun sending down cancer rays to kill you slowly and painfully, jellyfish waiting to get you peed on, and sharks waiting to BITE YOUR FOOT OFF. Well you folks can take your beach loving attitudes and shove it, cause I’m never going to the beach again.

Second of all I must say that when I unveil the new site everyone is going to be so disappointed. After all of this build up I bet you think it’s totally awesome. Well, it’s not. I’m just having trouble with the masthead pic and I can’t photoshop it exactly how I want it. That’s my inner perfectionist causing me to be crazy neurotic.

My new blog is so close to being up and running you can smell it in the air. It’s that hint of vanilla.

Not much else going on. Oh, but I am ultra-hip now and I have an AOL iChat name thingy. Yes, I am turning into a geek. I’m trying to resist it, but resistance is becoming futile. Either that or as someone suggested, I’m taking down the geeks from the inside.

Wow, a blog and a chat name. I am a 21st Century Digital Girl.

I’m leaving Saturday for Vegas. Hopefully when I return I’ll have some pics to post and I’ll have the new site up and running. And I won’t be too hungover.